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Typed, not texted, on 2/26/2014 by twitterhater and filed under
The vacuum filter is dirty and dusty. I guess that's how it's supposed to be. Maybe I should change it but I don't have a new one.
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Typed, not texted, on 2/21/2014 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I'm going to get quarters and do laundry today. But I don't feel like going to the back and I get dirty looks when I ask for change at the supermarket.
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Typed, not texted, on 2/19/2014 by twitterhater and filed under
The hardwater stains were affecting the coffee flavor. I boiled vinegar and removed the hardwater gunk. The tea kettle is shiny.
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Typed, not texted, on 2/27/2011 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I finished the ketchup and threw it in the trash. I decided that I did not want to rinse it out and recycle it. It just seemed like too much trouble. I feel really bad.
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Typed, not texted, on 2/24/2011 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I left a little coffee in the cup for several days on my desk and now it has a really bad brown ring on it. I need to buy Ajax to make this easier to scrub.
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Typed, not texted, on 10/01/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
Kiwis were on sale at the supermarket so I bought six and put them in a paper bag to ripen. I forgot about them and now they are rotting on my kitchen table.
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Typed, not texted, on 9/27/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I'm going to gas station where by paying in cash you get a 3 cent discount. But I'm all out of cash so I'm using my credit card instead.


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Typed, not texted, on 9/21/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I have to make an important phone call so I am thinking about what to say. I have a plan now.
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Typed, not texted, on 9/19/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
A noise emanated from the garage. The washing machine had become unbalanced so I moved the laundry and restarted the machine.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/30/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
While concentrating my mental faculties on this blog I thought I heard a knock at the door. Alas, it was only a stray dog. I attempted to refocus myself but found it difficult.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/29/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I did not make the bed in the morning. It is almost six pm and I was thinking of making it now but realized I would be going to sleep in a few hours so thought better of the whole matter.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/28/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I have noticed recently that my oven's temperature is distinct from its control. I have acquired a thermometer and will be taking some time to calibrate it today.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/23/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
The warm weather is causing the grass to grow quickly. It will need to be cut soon. My son will perform this duty.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/21/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I was about to step out for the day when I noticed a slight crease in the collar of my white dress shirt. I have decided to use a steam iron to flatten it.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/18/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I awoke this morning to a message that my computer software was out of date. I am watching the download progress bar creep across the screen.
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Typed, not texted, on 6/17/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
Dirty dishes left on my bedroom floor have attracted black ants. They are crawling from the window sill to the empty bowl in which I consumed my oatmeal.
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Typed, not texted, on 5/31/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I have been informed that today is Memorial Day and that the Postal Service does not deliver. I gone indoors to continue with my other duties.
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Typed, not texted, on 5/31/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
The postal carrier usually arrives by 12:30. It's 12:42 and he has not arrived. He must be running behind.
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Typed, not texted, on 2/26/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
I didn't clean the rain gutters this fall. Now it's raining and the water is flowing over the edges because the drains are clogged.
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Typed, not texted, on 2/09/2010 by twitterhater and filed under ,
The drain still has an unpleasant odor. Perhaps some sodium bicarbonate will neutralize the sulfurous smell.